On January 1, 2024 (20 Tevet 5784), we (Nao and Zoe) finished Chapter 137 of Riverdale. Alongside the rest of the world (except actually like 5 months late), we said Goodbye, Riverdale.
Yet something in us knew this wasn't the end of this journey we had begun 6 fateful years ago. As we hit replay, jumping back to the first episode of season one in our living room, lit by a single pink Jewish ritual candle surrounded by Riverdale pins and our two matching jasper stones purchased from the witch store in Somerville, we both understood that this was in fact a moment of rebirth. Of destructive ending as a step towards queer creation. Of the circling of time, akin to the turning of the Jewish calendar.

We want to start this space with a blossoming of possibilities. A manifesto of sorts, an opening of the door into a commons where universes are always multiplying, Pops is always open, queer interracial relationships from the 1950s abound, a "quad" is the final answer to Archie's binaristic seeking (Betty or Veronica? Guitar or football?), and Riverdale creator Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa peacefully watches from afar in a divine and Barthesian manner. So here it is—at the end of the day, a prayer.
Riverdale as queer futures and queer histories.
Riverdale as a guide to nonbinary being.
Riverdale as an opening of unboundaried possibility.
Riverdale as a self-abolishing capitalist product.
Riverdale as a ticking time bomb.
Riverdale as an absurd unveiling (and heightening) of the realities of capitalist realism.
Riverdale as a lifestyle of silliness and joy.
Riverdale as an unending Purim party.
Riverdale as a blending and constant transgression of the line between the high and the low, à la the New Narrative Movement.
Riverdale as an homage to the extended universe that is the riff ("Rifferdale.")
Riverdale as an experiment in emergent unraveling and transformative change.
Riverdale as a malleable tool in our hands.
Also: Riverdale is about us. It's a story of Zoe and Nao. Trust us, you'll see. As Jughead said, staring us right in the eyes as the 137th episode drew to a close, "Riverdale will always be your home." His breath blew the candle flame on the coffee table out. And so the circling began.
Love,
Your devoted Riverdale scholars,
Z&N